ITS NOT THE END LOL THAT CHAPTER WAS NOT A CANNON IT IS A SATYR ON METROID OTHER M LOL YOU GOT PUNKED
Spadang Saran was one angry motherfucker. He sat on his throne rely angry and mad and shit becos Oother had crossed the line. In front of him a bunch of goons were lined up.
“MY WIIIIFE!” he yelld in angish stabbing a goon violently.
“I LOVED HER SOOOOOO MUCH!” he screamed stabbing another with his other hand.
“That. Stupid. Fucking. KUNT!” he said stabbing 4 more in qick sucksession.
A nervous goon walked up gappy cos hed found a way to quiet Spadanges anger! He stepped forward.
“Sire it was not Oother who killed him.”
IS WHAT HE WUD HAVE SAID IF HIS HED WASN’T CHOPPD OFF!
“I DON’T GIVE A FUCK IF SOMEON ELSE DID IT! I BLAME OOTHER COS HE HAS BEEN CAUSING THIS STUPID GAY REBELLION. WHY ARE YOU AN EQUAL TO MY POWAR? WHY CAN I NOT CRUSH YOU OOTHER? WHY DO YOU TOY WITH ME LIKE A DILDO???!! ARGHARGHARGH ARGHARGHARGH ARGHARGHARGH!!!”
Just then an evil voice came.
“Oother… will not be causing much more trouble” came General Starlin and his evil voice.
“JUST CRUSH THAT ARSHEHOL! KILL HIM FOR FUCKS SAKE KILL THAT CUNT! DO NOT FAIL ME LIKE EVERYONE FUCKING DOES THESE DAYS THE STUPID CUNTS JESUS EVEN MY WIFE CANT BEAT HIM WHAT CHANCE DO YOU HAVE YOUR JUST A FUCKING SECRATRY”
“I have defeated this man before. No other has done that. He will fall again”.
“BULL CUNTING CUNT SHIT!” shouted Sapdange. “NO-ONE HAS DONE THAT!”
“Yet I have. And I will again. He will fal beneath my magick. This is Oother’s greatest battle yet.”
He would not tell Spadang why dis was. After all, it was a long story (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4705945/1/Merlin_Revenge_of_Oother)
“Somethings wrong” Max Smith sed ponting at the sky. Everything was quiet and eary.
“I’ve got a baaaaaad feelin about this” Hans agreed.
“This has bad yen” Zuelu quippd.
“Its quiet” Max Smith counterd. “TOO QUIET!”
“It is kind of yeah” both said at teh same time together.
“There is a great magick presents up there” Max Smith ponded. “It is powerful. I can sense a great evil. Shit is aboot to go down on Oother. The greatest battle yet is about to happen.”
“SO wat do we do bawss?” asked Hans.
“Foolish human!” said Max Smith. He lauged evily. “We hav a great part to play in events.”
“Whats that cheif?” said Suelu?
“Just chill, and tink about the battel your watching.”
Oother looked at Spadangs fortess, and in front he could see a Dark Doom Cloud Of Doom. He new a grate evil was there but he wasnt being emo about it like Samus Arin. He cud sense the magick in him and knew that there was going to be a v personal battle ahed of him that wud echo his backstory. But Oother knew that whatever happend he was still badass. No figar from the past could take that away from him. Magick was his bitch, and this gret magick evil from his past would be too. This was his greatest battle yet, but he could do it.
He was Oother Fuckmothering Pendragon.