In the deps of an incredibly evil building nown as the Evil Doom Fortess of Doom surrounded by stormy skyes and cakling witches burning with the evil of magick was a terrible, terrivel evil man. His eyes were blakest nite and his nose was blackest day.
“BWAHAHAHAAH HAHAHAHAAHAH HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAAH HAHAHAHAAHAH HAHAHAHAHA!” shouted Spadang Skaran as he shot a dog.
“Sir I have a-“ said a goon before Spadnad pressd a button tomake the goon fall thru a trapdoor into a shark.
“HAHAHAHAAH IM SO EVIL!”
“Sire he had a report for you!” said another goon. “We have ha-“
He fel into a trapdoor into a rankor.
“HAHAHAHAHAA HAHAAHAHAHA KILLING GOONZ IS SO GOOOOOD!”
Another goon ran up an sed “He was saying we have had a breching of teh doom fleet by a ma-“
He fell through a tapdoor into the Entity (from TARDIS The Game).
“AHAHAHAHAHAAHAH THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!” he yelld. “BUT IVE RUN OUT OF TRAPDOORS SHIT!”
A happy goon runned up. “The fleet was breched by a man… or an amry of men… called Oother!”
“WHAAAAAT!?!?!?!” shouted Spadang. “WAAAAT!?!??!?!” (pronounced like Darth Vadar says it)
He got out the portal gun and shot a blue protal under the goons feet and the goon fel into it and landed into a sarlac Spad had left the orang one abov.
“HAHAHAAHAHHA! BRING IT ON OOTHER! YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR ME AN MY MAGICK!!!!!” Spadang laughd with evil.
“Excuse me yor highness” sed a creepy voice. Padang lookd in frontof him across the throne room and saw a mostashed man. But it wasn’t Mario it was…
“LEFTENANT STARLIN!” he shotted. “OR SHUD I SAY… GENERAL STARLIN!!!!!”
“Your Spadangness” he sed. “I have finished my 5 year plan”. Starlin had done many things to aid Spadangs side and the evils of magick. He had made a program calld Merlin on the BBC as proper gander as this show made magick look good and Oother look evil. To ad to the humitiation he had TAKEN THE O’S OUT OF OOTHERS NAME!!!
“Oother shud not pose more of a problem. He is turning into wat he hates! It is I who went to his toom wen he was sleeping and gave him a magick plasmid injection!”
“FOOLISH FOOL! WHY DID YOU NOT KILL HIM?!?!?!?”
“Oother was protecterd by a big fukov security sistem. If I laid a fingur on him or brot any poison then I wud hav been deaded. But a magick pasmid was the solution! It means we can use him for another purpose! He may have resisted but he will giv into the evils of magick eventully!”
But Starlin had his one reasons for infectiong Oother. He was Oothers oldest pho, who wanted revenge for wat had happened back in the time of magick. The hero of the show he made on BBC was Merlin, an evil wizzard from the time of magick but nowadays he was nown as……. JOSEPH STARLIN!!!!
“HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAH!” replied Spandang. “ONE OOTHER OR A BILLION… HE STANDS NO CHANCE AGAINST MEEEEEE!!!! WE WILL FITE HIM ON THRE BEECHES!!!!! AND TO GET TO US, HE NEEDS TO GET PAST THE PRISON SHIP TO LOWER OUR SHELDS! HE IS A FOOLISH FOOL!”
“MY PRISON SHIP” said a voice on the comlink. Spadange looked up at the screen and saw the beutiful face of his wife, Mrs Spadang.
“OOTHER WONT KNOW WATS COMING ON HIM. OUR SECURITY IS MASSIV AND THE SHIP IS ALSO THE GOON HEDCORTERS! OOTHER WILL BE DESTOID! HEHEHEHEHE HEHEHEHE HEHEHEHEHE!”
“HE CAN NEVER GET PAST YOU DARLING!” SAID SPADANG.
“And if he does, he will have to fac e me” sed Marlin. “I will slotter him.”
“THIS IS YOR FINAL BATTEL OOTHER! AND YOU LOSE! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHA!”
“HEHEHEHEEHEH HEHEHEHEHE HEHEHEHEHEHEH HEHEHEHEHEH HEHEHEHEHEH!” joined his wife.
“HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!” joined Starlin.
Meanwhile, om the surface of York Max Smith saw a few glints in the sky. He herd an explosions and a voice from high above.
“Prison ship? MORE LIKE PRISON SHIT, MOTHERFUCKERS!”
“Oh dear,” said Max Smith. He laughed evilly. “They’ve let him in the prison ship. Foolish humans!”