Doctor Who and the Fight of the Many Doctors
Max Smith was sitting in his pandoricker and he was mad cos hed been in it for 2000 years!
“SOMON LET ME OUT I NEED TO LOO!” HE shouted angrily.
“NO!” sed Rory. “I MUST GARD YOU!”
“FACK OFF!” sed the Doctor and got out his thermal detonnatore and blew his way out.
“YOU WILL BE DELEETERD” said a Siberman but the Doctor laghed and got out his lazer boatye.
“Boatyes are HOT!” he shouted and fried him.
“Silence will FALL!” sed the voice and the Doctor ssaid “Who are you you gay vocie?”
“IT IS me! Im so sorry I'M SOOOOOOOOO SOOOOOO SORRY” it said and it revelled itself as... DAVID TENENT!
“You are dstealin my thunder! Alooooonzeeee brilliant BRILIANT multa benny ohhh yesh OHHHH YESH ALLLOOONZEEEEEEE!!!!” he said.
And then David Tenent started crying. “WY ARE MY COMPANIONS ALWAYS LEEVING ME IM THE LAST OF MY KIND AND EVEN TEH MASTER DONT WANNA BE MY FRIEND AND I HATE MY LIFE FML FML FML!!!!!!!!! IM SO DERSPESSED AND I DUH WANNA GOOOO I DUH WANNA GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!”
And then Davd Tenent startd sliting his rists and listending to My Kemikal Romans.
“MAN OOP!” came a voice from the dorway. It was... CHRISTOPHER ECKULSTONE!!!
“Fook off you fookin soothern pussy” sed Eccels. “I'm a northern fookin ardman!”
“WILL YOU CHILDREN ALL BEHIVE!” shoutied William Heartnol.
“Oh dear” sed Peter Davidson.
Then the Dctors all started fightin each other and puncing and kicking! Tom Barker was whippong people with his scarf and Colin Barker wass trangling guys and John Pertwee was doing Venuzian Karahtee.
“STOP THIS NONSENSE!” said a voice. “I AM TEH BEST DOCTOR!”
And they all turned and saw.... PATERSON JOSEPH!!!!!!