THE PRISON SHIP. PRISONERS ON BOARD: 5 BILLION
Oother walked throu long dark hallways cuverd with cels. It was dark an dingy and there wer hands poking out from the bars and it was like Gwantanermow Bay.
“Help!” shouted sum Globoxes from Rainman with fear.
“We’re trapped!” shouted some poor Ewoks and poor defensless Telly Tubbies.
“Locked up, wont let me out!” shouted Akon (lol like his song but litraly!)
Oother wanted to free them but they were in an uber security prison that even he cudnt smash. The other Oothers (say dat it’s a tung twister) were out pwning the enemy army but he was on a mission. He had to find the button to let down the sheld of the EDFOD, wich was hopfully next to the one to free the prisoners. But he new he would have to go through the Goon Headcorters first!
He walked past mor prisoners like Nelson Mandelar and the carpentars from Zelda and the Brickster fom Lego Island and Martin Loother King. He then walkd past sum students locked up for prodesting Spadangs rise in tutor fees (lol its like a satyr!)
“HEHEHEHEHEEHEH!” sed a voice on a screen above. “YOU ARE ALL PRISONERS OF THE KING OF RED LINES! HEHEHEHEEH! Oother lookd up and saw the evil Mrs Spadan with her 3 red scars on her face.
“Bitch goin down” he said to himself badassly.
Just then he turned acros a corner and came onto a balcony. He cud see a MASSIV arena with goons sitting in seets looking at a stage. He cud tell this was where thew goons wer entertaind during the brakes from their goon work. On the back on the stage was JABBER THE HUT! He was sitting laughing at dancing girls. Bill Bailey was standing on stage doing stand up.
“What is this retched hive of scumm and villany?” he askd. He knew he had to get through tho so he got out a hookshot and hookshotted a goon up to the balcony, nocked him out and took his goon clothes. He then hokshotted down and walkd through til he got to the back.
“And now our nex act is… STEWART LEE!” shoutd Jabber the Hut (btw this is my big bros favrite standup guy so I put him in for him).
The rores of goon laughs fadded as he walkd into a back room where in the back was a man FROZEN IN CARBER NIGHT!
But it wasn’t a man IT WAS A GORON!!!!!!!!
“What the frakmothering motherfeck have they done to you?” Oother sed with anger. He pressd the switch to unfreez Goron.
“CHEERS BRO!” shouted Goron as he Goron rolld out of the block.
“What the frakmothering motherfeck had they done to you?” asked Oother with anger.
“WUT? OH NO, I FROZE MYSELF!” CHEERED GORON. “IM UNDERCUVER SO I CUD GET INTO THE PRISON SHIP TO FREE THE PRISONERS!”
“Your crazy” Oother sed but secretly he was happy that Goron had turnd out to be such a badass. “What would you hav done if I hadn’t come?”
“Im working with my partner as a crimfiting duo, but he hasn’t showed!” Goron said.
“Good thing this motherfucker is here then!” Oother said (btw he means himself)
“SO YOU ARE ON OUR SIDE AFTER ALL THEN!” Goron sed happly.
“I will NEVER side with Smith and thos MAGICK LOVERS!” Oother sed. “But Im on your side, Goron.”
“LET’S DO THIS THANG!” stated Goron.
Goron’s plans pointed them to a control room at the back of the ship. They climed some stairs and walked into a room full of panels. They saw a window with two big red buttons on the floor, but as they crossed the room… GAS CAME FROM THE SEELING!
“HEHEHEHEHEHE! YOU TRY TO FOOL THE KING OF RED LINES? YOU DIEEEEE!!!! HEHEHEHEHEH!”
Goron knew that voice all too well. HIS EX!!!!!